Drunk Woman Poops Her Pants

Oh man, I never grow tired of grown women shitting their pants. This woman has had a little too much to drink, and craps in her whit shorts. Hey Stacy! If you’re going to drink that much, wear dark pants! Incoming search terms:wife pooping...
2014 Regrets

2014 Regrets

As we look forward to 2015 with shiny New Year’s resolutions, champagne, and dread, we still have some unfinished business. Here are the top things about 2014 that you’ll regret: 1. Never learning to read, which is why I can call you an illiterate bastard...
Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions for 2015

The New Year is upon us and many people will be making resolutions this year that, deep-down, they have no intention of keeping. You’re no different than anybody else and you’re going to fail too, and we’re all going to laugh at you. Need a few ideas...
Top 10 Things You Don’t Know About Kim Jong-Un

Top 10 Things You Don’t Know About Kim Jong-Un

Sony Pictures has scrapped the release of the movie The Interview due to hacks and terrorist threats allegedly from North Korea. The People’s Democratic Republic of Korea (North Korea) has been thrust into the spotlight like an unsolicited dick pic emailed by...
Russian Crap You Can Get Cheap Now Their Economy Is In The Dumper

Russian Crap You Can Get Cheap Now Their Economy Is In The Dumper

The Russian economy has taken a huge shit as oil prices have dropped like a drunk off a party-barge. The ruble has gone down faster than your Mom, and nobody knows what the Kremlin will do about it. As a Westerner with fluffy green currency you’re in a unique...
Top 10 Things You Won’t Be Getting For Christmas

Top 10 Things You Won’t Be Getting For Christmas

It’s that time of year again. Santa’s been checking his list and gassing up the reindeer to head out to bring Christmas joy to all the good little girls and boys. As you hobble, bleary eyed, down the stairs on Christmas morning, there are a few things on...