Icon of style and supreme leader of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (North Korea), Kim Jong-un seems to be sporting a new hairstyle along with semi-shaved eyebrows. It’s tough to get all the details, but here are some facts about the new style:
1. Kim’s barber is blind and has Parkinson’s.
2. Kim Jong-un consumes the entire country’s supply of mousse.
3. The new hairstyle makes him 4 inches taller. Kim, is now 5 feet 2 inches tall.
4. He shaved off half of each eyebrow when he suspected they were plotting against him.
5. The cut itself was inspired by the marionette of his father featured in the film Team America.
6. The aerodynamic cut helps him dunk when he plays basketball.
7. It’s obviously that nobody in North Korea is allowed to laugh at Kim Jong-un.
8. The carpet matches the drapes.
9. North Korean babies are fed the trimmings from his haircut for no good reason.
10. The new hairstyle is known simply as Party up Top, Business on the Side